Joke of the day…

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual 
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only 
the tee shirt that she normally slept in.  As I walked in, 
almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve 
got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming 
or this is going to be my lucky day!”  Not wanting to 
lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; 
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, 

her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,”What was that all about?”

She explained,”The egg timer’s broken.”

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